Rumor has it that the friendship between Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes (looking like Victoria’s grandmother in this photo) is over, for reasons which include but aren’t limited to:
1. Scientology
2. The fact that Tom is worried about Katie trying to be as skinny as Victoria
3. Katie calling tattoos “tacky” knowing full well that Victoria has a few
4. Scientology
5. Scientology
You know what’s really retarded? Scientology. The only thing that being involved in Scientology says about you is that you are absurdly impressionable and incapable of independent thought. Victoria may be tattooed and skinny, but she doesn’t believe that she was created by Xenu or that her husband is the only one who can help out in a car accident.
Katie: 0
Victoria: 1
While other sites post picture after picture of Heather Locklear in a bikini looking, frankly, TOTALLY hot, especially given she’s in her mid-40’s, I thought I’d show her looking heinous. Because that’s what you count on me for. And I aim to please.
Dario Franchitti broke his ankle yesterday in the Nationwide race, and couldn’t count on Ashley to kiss away the boo-boo because she was off in Rwanda, complaining about how the US didn’t do anything to help prevent the 1994 genocide, and “almost fainting twice” at the genocide memorial. She also promised the Rwandan government, “I will do my part to ensure such a tragedy never happens”, which I’m sure was a huge relief to them. I’m sure they have just been sitting around governing their country thinking, “If only Ashley Judd could provide us with some reassurance about the possibility of future tragedies.”
Perhaps Ashley should have brought up the whole genocide thing to Bill Clinton when she was introducing him at a Texas rally for his wife not long ago. She could have asked him for that apology she obviously thinks he didn’t do a very good job at the first time around.
As seen in the pic, Greg Oden is taking shots with cool guys douche bags in tight red shirts from high school. See more awesome party pics after the jump…
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It’s KILLING ME that I can’t make out the title of the book he’s reading. Is it some sort of Hello Kitty guide to fashion? WHAT IS IT. A tribute post will be made to the commenter who either a) finds out for REAL what this person is reading or b) makes up the best possible answer.
GO!
I happen to be a fan of Gwyneth’s shorter hairstyle, and she clearly has awesome legs, but come on. What is this dress? There is flesh peeking out from the bottom of it, for crying out loud. I’m not exactly sure from whence the flesh comes, but it’s unquestionably there.
Brooke Hogan was denied entrance into 3 colleges because the tv crews filming her reality show could pose a distraction to other students.
As if this dress wasn’t distracting enough all on its own.
Wesley Snipes has been sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion. I’m guessing this is just a ploy by his agent to make him relevant. “Wes - listen to me. It’s only 3 years. Look how great Martha Stewart is doing now. This will work - trust me.” Meanwhile, Wesley is all, “Why can’t I just make a sex tape?”
Celebslam posted this photo of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s house today. And so I think the reason they seem so happily married whenever you see them interviewed or photographed together on the red carpet is that they probably only see each other in interviews or on the red carpet. There is no way that they can find each other in a house this size.
I….I…..I am speechless. I am without speech.
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