The Mock Dock

So Tom Cruise was interviewed by Oprah at his Telluride home.  And my observations from the show are as follows:

1.  Tom Cruise has a really good decorator, and his house is impossibly gorgeous. 
2.  Katie Holmes likes to bake fattening sweets which are apparently eaten by no one.
3.  Tom feels kinda bad about his interview with Matt Lauer, but not bad enough to actually apologize for how much of a jerk he was
4.  Tom has clearly been asked to tone down the scientology schtik, but his mouth gets all quivery and he looks like he’s about to jump out of his skin whenever the cult religion is mentioned
5.  Tom and Katie have their own mountain lookout, which Tom took Oprah to on one his tricked out snowmobiles, and the view is so beautiful that it made Oprah cry and wish peace unto him in some sapped out way that made the entire viewing audience collectively want to punch both of them squarely in the face

In conclusion, I’m still fairly certain he’s insane.