Exhibit 73: Perfect Example of a Lifelong Virgin at The Mock Dock

Exhibit 73: Perfect Example of a Lifelong Virgin

Published

on May 4, 2008

Is that jeri-curl in his hair? Or did he just smear the same black paint onto his hair that he’s got on his lips?

There is a really sick and twisted part of me that is DYING to know what he’s got on in the way of lower body gear. Like - I kind of think he could have hot pink stretch pants on. The pleather kind even.

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2 Responses to “Exhibit 73: Perfect Example of a Lifelong Virgin”

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1 Anonymous
May 5, 2008 at 8:22 am

i know this guy…he is wearing a lime greean sequined thong.
2 Cynicat
May 30, 2008 at 5:14 pm

…under his dayglo pink kilt