This is one of a series of several photos in which Carrot Top appears to be WITH a hot girl. And by with, I mean that they appear to be a couple. And by couple, I mean that it’s entirely possible that this girl becomes naked at various times with Carrot Top. And by entirely possible, I mean WTF?
Normally, I would chalk up something like this to the troll in question having just piles and piles of money, and the girl in question being a money-grubbing skank.
But how rich can Carrot Top actually be? Who pays him, and for the love of god, WHY?














He looks like the grown up version of the evil Chuckie doll!
Try googling “Clown Fetish”… it might explain… EEEEW!!!!!
I think you were on point with the “money-grubbing skank” idea…there are many times at the shelter when I have an extra bowl of bean chowder…the ladies simply flock to me at that point…and all I can assume it is based on my “soup-wealth”…so maybe that little ditty helps explain this phenomenon…