This is Madonna up to her old, tired tricks at some performance in Paris. And rumor has it that this was an unsuspecting back up dancer. But I’m officially going to start the rumor that it’s Ashlee Simpson’s fiance, Pete Wentz, since that’s who it looks like in profile.
Help me spread this around. Let’s see what kind of IMAGE SHATTERING DAMAGE we can do.
You know, regardless of who it is, Madonna MIGHT want to consider not sexually assaulting kids who she’s old enough to be the mom of. Eeew.
She looks like a mommy-bird who has caught the worm…you know being all early and stuff… and is now feeding it to her “under the bridge” kid who just finished his aerobics class in 1977…