The Mock Dock

You guys - watch Mariah’s new video, in which she “cries”. And by cries I mean that she wipes absolutely no tears whatsoever from her eyes, repeatedly. It’s so retarded. I don’t know of a single woman on the planet who cries with absolutely no facial expression. It’s one thing to not shed actual tears, but if you’re going to cry, you’re not going to be stone-faced. And if you don’t have tears, you’re probably not going to need to WIPE YOUR EYES.

You’re retarded, Mariah. I hate you. Shouldn’t you be in divorce court?