The Mock Dock

You know, I’m starting to get really tired of Britney acting so normal.  Where are the midnight rendezvous with random paparazzi?  Where are the fast food and gas station runs?  Plus, it’s been over a year since she shaved her head.  GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH, Britney.

Anyway, here she is with her family at her sister’s baby shower.  Britney looks like a linebacker in this photo.  I’m pretty sure she’s only like 5′3, and I know she’s got heels on but holy crap her mom must be a dwarf.