An anonymous alert reader sent us a link to an article about a teacher in Florida who has apparently been reprimanded for possibly BEING A WIZARD.
I’m not making this up. He did some completely inane and harmless magic trick with a toothpick, and could actually lose his job over the “wizardry”.
Personally, I think we need more wizardry in schools. And I think more teachers should dress like this dude.
right??!! thank you!! what is this world coming too…like i said, burn him at the stake! how can we subject our children to a disappearing toothpick, i mean, come on–Armageddon!! by the way, i am assuming the dude in the picture will be suri cruise’s kindergarten teacher.