The Mock Dock

4 Responses to “Worst. Food Combination. Ever.”

1. 1 Pris
   May 9, 2008 at 12:31 pm

   *GAG*

   It probably tastes like what it looks like (dried turd)

2. 2 Holmes
   May 9, 2008 at 12:43 pm

   So, the other night I was sleep-walking…being controlled by my night-time manager, Sleepy Phil…but that is a story for another time…anyway, I was dreaming of a land where everything was made of tootsie rolls and I could eat my favorite candy all day long…when I awoke from this magical place, I was standing over the cat’s litter box.

   I wandered back to bed, telling Sleepy Phil that his management style needed work. As my alarm rang out in the morning, I peered at my “to-do list” for the day and only had one thing (as I am alone…that’s right…in your 20’s you are single…in your 30’s…you’re alone)…the list read…”Clean the Cat Box”

   I trundled to it and found it free from all brown, crusty feline fecal matter…

   So…Pris…I do believe that I must disagree with you…and have a serious chat with Sleepy Phil.

   Absurdly yours,
   Holmes

3. 3 Pris
   May 10, 2008 at 8:12 am

   OH
   MY
   G….EEEEW!

   My dear Holmes…. if your night-time manager pulls out one of those again, do let me know before you attack your cat’s fecal matter! MY manager is wonderful, worse he’s done is make me hallucinate once in a while… and dream I’ve done something only to find out later I have to do it all over again in real life, daaamn…

4. 4 Cynicat
   May 30, 2008 at 4:26 pm

   Is this ‘night manager’ the same guy as the ‘drunk manager’? cuz if it is, i have a few choice words for that wise ass….