Nick Hogan is going to cop a plea in the case of that poor kid he’s basically responsible for turning into a vegetable. Anyway, he could get up to 5 years in prison, which, translated into celebrity, means he’ll serve approximately 4 minutes.
Can we just all agree that any guy, particularly one who’s white, who wears this kind of necklace and flashes a dorky hand gesture is officially a douche? Who’s with me on this.
I second that opinion!