An anonymous alert MockDocker brought this to our attention.
You know that family in Arkansas who has 17 kids? Well, that crazy mom is at it again, pregnant with number 18 and preparing for a New Year’s Day arrival in 2009.
This woman has been pregant for ELEVEN YEARS if you add up all the gestational activity. That is totally ridiculous.
All of the kids have names that start with J. The more fortunate ones are called names like Jackson and Jennifer and Jason and James - while those kids who are destined to hate their parents are called Jedidiah and Jinger.
Can you even imagine how easy it is for this woman to give birth at this point? They probably just fall out during the normal course of a day anymore. Like, she probably has had these last couple while braiding her hair or darning socks.
She does not give birth anymore…the kids just rappel out of her womb using the umbilical cord as climbing tackle and all of the after birth as a belayer…
It’s a uterus,lady. NOT a clown car.
The Dugger Family!! I thought I was the only one who knew about these fabulous people. Did you know they have their own religion/ church? And only one other family has decided that it would be great to affiliate with it? Yes, it’s true. They has a show on TLC a few years ago…when she was having number 15. I mean, obviously there is no form of birth control, but by number 5, I would think a woman would was to stop coitus altogether. You should watch the show…the son was 16 at the time and looking for his soul mate. Take a moment to let that sink in….
It looks as though she’s lecturing them. “Now, when you get older and meet your soul mate, I expect to have 9,567 grandchildren. Say no to birth control.” Personally, I would have lost my mind after child #5.
If I were one of their kids, I’d start mixing birth control into her coffee…