…please tell me that this is some sort of Ashton Kutcher prank, in which he has Britney wear a fake pregnant belly for a few weeks to completely freak out the media. Because if it’s not, then holy crap you guys - Britney is either totally pregnant, or so freakishly bloated that I would expect a Discovery Channel science show to be created around this phenomenon of a belly.
I don’t claim to have a six-pack, mind you, but this is NOT normal for a non-pregnant person. See also THIS:
And this:
So…is this her real hair now? Or are we still in extensions?
I think that’s real now. The COLOR isn’t, but the hair I think is.
Hope she’s not pregnant she got a cig with her…but in other news I look better than her any day! And to think I use to keep a pic of her next to my bed circa 2001 so I could drag my butt outta bed to exercise! She needs to keep a pic of me next to her bed…lol