My, What Dazzling Pantyhose You Have

People who know me well know that when I pose for a photo with another person in it, that person is going to get face-smashed.  It’s pretty much unavoidable, and it’s basically one of the established hazards of being my friend.  I can’t think of many photos that I’m in where my cheek isn’t basically being absorbed by the cheek of the person I’m with.

But I take exception to this.  I do NOT dry hump the people with whom I’m photographed.  Nor do I ever wear shimmering gold tights.

I just wanted to be sure you realized that Janice Dickinson and I differed in this way. 

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1 Response to “My, What Dazzling Pantyhose You Have”


  1. 1 Wise

    I think she is pictured with Jim Cramer from CNBC’s “Mad Money”. Just sayin’

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