See this kid? This is a 10 year old kid who’s a sophomore in college. And he’s breezing through his advanced math, astronomy and stats classes, with a future goal of proving that wormholes exist. When he’s not at school, he’s off winning trophies in martial arts and playing at piano recitals.
You know - typical 10 year old kid stuff.
In other news, a 19 year old college freshman just became mayor of Muskogee, OK. I’m not kidding about this. And he wants to continue his schooling. You know - when his mayoral duties don’t conflict.
What the hell did these mothers take when they were pregnant?
Whatever. If you want to know why he has a broken arm, look no further than this picture: http://apnews.myway.com/image/20080514/College_Genius.sff_CADD208_20080514025541.html?date=20080514&docid=D90LCS4G0
He’s not studying math in THAT picture.
I bet HIS pre-school classmates never had a reason to nickname him “Poocasso”
You’re horrible. And possibly bitter.
Danny…I am with you…you know why his arm is broken…A REMINDER…FROM HOLMES…that’s right Blainiac…if you are sitting next to a perfect pair of college-aged breasts with pinky finger nipples and areolas the size of dinner plates (all of this is my assumption…nay fantasy)…and all you can think about is the cosine of m divided by the square of y…then I will continue to break that arm…