The Mock Dock

You guys - behold Dina Lohan acting as though she’s pissed off that paparazzi are taking photos of her daughter(s). This is the most retarded display of parenting EVER. You know the other side of that phone call was some rational person saying, “Um - so what are you doing right now? Filming a reality show in which you exploit your daughter? Ok - get back to us when you turn into an Actual Mother.”

You know, Dina Lohan wouldn’t need to “protect her cubs” quite as much if they simply stopped doing things like flashing their cha-cha’s, doing stints in rehab, and dressing like complete whores at 13 years old. My favorite part was when Dina sighed in the interview saying, “Ali loves this business so I unfortunately have to manage her…” as if she didn’t have the choice of saying, “Ali - I’m your mother. Get that explosion of make-up off your face. And no - you are not permitted to enter show business.”

Suck it, Dina Lohan. You are the worst mom ever.