My New Favorite Celebrity Feud

 

Do you want to hear the gayest thing ever?  Bruce Jenner, former athlete-turned-plastic-surgery-disaster-and-husband-to-Kim-Kardashian’s-mom, is having a war of words through the media with SPENCER PRATT.

I am not making this up.

Apparently, Bruce Jenner’s son, Brody, used to hang with Spencer, and then they fought over that retarded Lauren Conrad sex-tape scandal, and now they’re BFF again.  And about Spencer and other friends of Brody, Bruce said, “He’s been brought down by all his friends.  It’s not really him. He’s a homeboy.”

Yes.  You read that right.  Bruce Jenner, 58, just called his own son a “homeboy.”

Anyway, now Spencer is fighting back through US magazine, by saying, “That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody’s influences. Brody’s doing just fine.”

And Spencer Pratt writes an advice column, so he clearly has the upper hand in this fight.

GOD, I hate every single person from The Hills.  HATE.

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4 Responses to “My New Favorite Celebrity Feud”


  1. 1 angry_broad

    Every time I see a picture of Spencer’s ugly mug, I half expect to see a douche nozzle jutting from the top of his head. I don’t even watch the Hills but I can hate him just by looking at him.

  2. 2 Holmes

    Besides…what is up with the flesh-colored half-beard…

    And…what gay, olympic navy did Bruce Jenner join…that finger he is holding up is the very index phalange that he used on Spencer to become the Rear Admiral…

    (I know…it ain’t classy…just damn funny!)

  3. 3 justforlaughs

    is it me, or does bruce look like a wax figure?

  4. 4 mlm

    From that picture, Spencer (?) looks very short. I’m not really even sure who he is….? Also, Bruce Jenner is starting to look like Ms. Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies. Why is he wearing that navy jacket?

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