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	<title>Comments on: Parking Solutions:  By Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/parking-solutions-by-ashley-judd-and-dario-franchitti/#comment-2932</link>
		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 22:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are a MUCH better site - INO is way too nice to celebrities for my taste.  What good is celebrity gossip without the requisite snark?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are a MUCH better site - INO is way too nice to celebrities for my taste.  What good is celebrity gossip without the requisite snark?</p>
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		<title>By: Mockarena</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/parking-solutions-by-ashley-judd-and-dario-franchitti/#comment-2880</link>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 23:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are you guys trying to make us jealous?  Don't be loving on other sites that are far richer and more famous than we could ever hope to be.  It hurts our egos.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you guys trying to make us jealous?  Don&#8217;t be loving on other sites that are far richer and more famous than we could ever hope to be.  It hurts our egos.  <img src='http://www.themockdock.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/parking-solutions-by-ashley-judd-and-dario-franchitti/#comment-2878</link>
		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 23:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>justforlaughs -

I've already read it!  (INO is one of my regular sites)  In fact, I commented there, too - called her out on her unconscionable hypocrisy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>justforlaughs -</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve already read it!  (INO is one of my regular sites)  In fact, I commented there, too - called her out on her unconscionable hypocrisy.</p>
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		<title>By: justforlaughs</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/parking-solutions-by-ashley-judd-and-dario-franchitti/#comment-2837</link>
		<dc:creator>justforlaughs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 02:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey shannon, check out the site i'm not obsessed for a grrreat little article on our fave celeb ashley, ha she's a r i o t! it's about her not being sure she wants to procreate!  you gotta check it out...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey shannon, check out the site i&#8217;m not obsessed for a grrreat little article on our fave celeb ashley, ha she&#8217;s a r i o t! it&#8217;s about her not being sure she wants to procreate!  you gotta check it out&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/parking-solutions-by-ashley-judd-and-dario-franchitti/#comment-2835</link>
		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 01:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yay!  Controversy in the "I hate Ashley Judd" category!  I love comment-sparring!  Please write again, Ernie!  Here's some food for thought:  I only FOUND this site because I hate Ashley and had been googling something like "ashley judd pretentious."  (I came for the hate, but stayed for the love!)  How's THAT for a "****ing sad pathetic moron"...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yay!  Controversy in the &#8220;I hate Ashley Judd&#8221; category!  I love comment-sparring!  Please write again, Ernie!  Here&#8217;s some food for thought:  I only FOUND this site because I hate Ashley and had been googling something like &#8220;ashley judd pretentious.&#8221;  (I came for the hate, but stayed for the love!)  How&#8217;s THAT for a &#8220;****ing sad pathetic moron&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Best Captionable Photo Of All Time at The Mock Dock</title>
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		<dc:creator>Best Captionable Photo Of All Time at The Mock Dock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 11:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] uncovered this gem of a photo yesterday.  And Ernie, before you get all upset that Ashley Judd is being disparaged again, I want you to know that [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] uncovered this gem of a photo yesterday.  And Ernie, before you get all upset that Ashley Judd is being disparaged again, I want you to know that [...]</p>
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		<title>By: justforlaughs</title>
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		<dc:creator>justforlaughs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um 'scuse me ernie, i'm not hatin on the people as much as their actions and it's still a free country, we are entitled to our opinions, if you don't like them why are you even bothering with this website?  get a job, get a life...snort...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um &#8217;scuse me ernie, i&#8217;m not hatin on the people as much as their actions and it&#8217;s still a free country, we are entitled to our opinions, if you don&#8217;t like them why are you even bothering with this website?  get a job, get a life&#8230;snort&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Mockarena</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/parking-solutions-by-ashley-judd-and-dario-franchitti/#comment-2713</link>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 21:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YAY!  A new commenter!  Welcome Ernie (by the way, sorry about your name).

Thanks for taking all that time to post a comment on a site you don't believe should even exist.  Think about what that says about you.

Nevertheless, happy to have you around.  And not to worry - we'll continue to hate on Ashley.  See you soon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YAY!  A new commenter!  Welcome Ernie (by the way, sorry about your name).</p>
<p>Thanks for taking all that time to post a comment on a site you don&#8217;t believe should even exist.  Think about what that says about you.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, happy to have you around.  And not to worry - we&#8217;ll continue to hate on Ashley.  See you soon!</p>
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		<title>By: Holmes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 19:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ernie,
I agree with you.  We shouldn't exist.  It becomes apparent to me that we share a common love...celebrity.

I too find a celebrity, someone who - through no creative art or original thoughts - was considered vapid and empty enough by the festering sores that make millions and billions of dollars off of Captain Crunch gnawing, Tommy Bahama shirt wearing, video store managing people like you, to put in to ridiculous roles, intriguing. It is perfectly healthy to love, nay worship, someone so without personality that she is able to take well-written characters and make them in to silhouettes of what the writer - the true creative force - desired. And then, has the man-sack-tucked-under-her-self-serving-face-crevice to get morality as a side dish to her devouring of a plate of paycheck.

Doesn’t she seem just empty and soul-less enough to think she is changing the world by adopting a kid from the Third World? She isn’t even that smart. She acts like she adopted her own damn dogs. AND thinks that we should.

If you stand to question the foundations of free-speech then let's get on to getting down.  This site exists so that prigs can question its existence and we can question yours in a public forum.  Now go back to your totally necessary site, "Who's who on Dr. Who?", and try to imagine what a vagina looks like.  Someday you might actually see one.

Now leave me alone while I go work on my awesomely developed calf muscles.

Yours truly,
Holmes
holmes@themockdock.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ernie,<br />
I agree with you.  We shouldn&#8217;t exist.  It becomes apparent to me that we share a common love&#8230;celebrity.</p>
<p>I too find a celebrity, someone who - through no creative art or original thoughts - was considered vapid and empty enough by the festering sores that make millions and billions of dollars off of Captain Crunch gnawing, Tommy Bahama shirt wearing, video store managing people like you, to put in to ridiculous roles, intriguing. It is perfectly healthy to love, nay worship, someone so without personality that she is able to take well-written characters and make them in to silhouettes of what the writer - the true creative force - desired. And then, has the man-sack-tucked-under-her-self-serving-face-crevice to get morality as a side dish to her devouring of a plate of paycheck.</p>
<p>Doesn’t she seem just empty and soul-less enough to think she is changing the world by adopting a kid from the Third World? She isn’t even that smart. She acts like she adopted her own damn dogs. AND thinks that we should.</p>
<p>If you stand to question the foundations of free-speech then let&#8217;s get on to getting down.  This site exists so that prigs can question its existence and we can question yours in a public forum.  Now go back to your totally necessary site, &#8220;Who&#8217;s who on Dr. Who?&#8221;, and try to imagine what a vagina looks like.  Someday you might actually see one.</p>
<p>Now leave me alone while I go work on my awesomely developed calf muscles.</p>
<p>Yours truly,<br />
Holmes<br />
<a href="mailto:holmes@themockdock.com">holmes@themockdock.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Ernie</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/parking-solutions-by-ashley-judd-and-dario-franchitti/#comment-2709</link>
		<dc:creator>Ernie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 18:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't even know why this website exists..."Why I hate Ashley Judd"
You people are fucking sad pathetic morons....How long does it take to even have a website devoted to hating someone.  Get a life and a real job.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t even know why this website exists&#8230;&#8221;Why I hate Ashley Judd&#8221;<br />
You people are ****ing sad pathetic morons&#8230;.How long does it take to even have a website devoted to hating someone.  Get a life and a real job.</p>
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