So an anonymous astute and alert MockDocker sent me a note suggesting I do some digging around about Ashley and Dario’s income versus the amount they spend on charity versus the amount that they spend on homes.
While it’s tough to get specifics on that sort of thing, I did come across an article about parking spaces in the UK.
What’s parking got to do with Ashley and Dario, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Parking isn’t a problem when you’ve got miles of land in TN. But according to the article, parking is relatively limited in the UK. Which is a problem when you’ve got a fleet of Ferraris and Porsches and motorcyles on both continents, as Ashley and Dario do. And seeing as how they have their own CASTLE in Scotland (on which they spent roughly six million dollars) and castles aren’t known for their garages, they decided to install a stacking parking system with room for about 20 cars in their home, otherwise known as Rednock Castle in Perthshire. Computer sensors allow him to store cars just inches apart. Isnt that handy? Happily, they seem to have plenty of room to store their helicopters as well. Thank goodness!
Next time you see Ashley in an interview or on tv bemoaning the poor conditions in third world countries and pleading with ordinary people like you and me to send money to all of her causes, just remember this post.
Nobody needs that many Ferraris and Porches. Nobody (and I doubt any of them are classics). What a couple of douches.
yeah, she could probably finance a third world country to have adequate food and housing, the beyotch…
hate 2 faced, snotty, condescending no talent celebs that “act” like they care about the less fortunate!!
She certainly has a country rack.
For someone who likes collecting fast cars, can’t understand how she can still seem so confused as to her husbands profession! Girl, it is on fancy HORSE races that you’re supposed to dress all feminine & with big hats, not CAR races! (maybe some of their cars having little horse symbols doesn’t help the matter…)
Yo! I’ll be around Perthshire in a few months!!!! Maybe I should drop by & see if she’s around so I can kick some stuck-up hypocritical ass in homage to our Mocking Queen Mockarena?
PRIS - you HAVE to go and take pictures. DO IT. I’m totally annoyed that i can’t find pictures of this place on line, seeing as how it’s an historical caastle and all.
The entire mocking community is counting on you.
No pressure!
http://www.buildingsatrisk.org.uk/BAR/detail.aspx?sctID=1277&NumImg=20&
category=ALL&class=ALL&auth=ALL&loc=ALL&con=ALL&cat=ALL&catlist=ALL&div
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Here is a link to pictures of Rednock House prior to purchase by Judd. You will find it under http://www.buildingsatrisk.org.uk.
Paucus - I don’t think I’ve ever seen you comment before, but when you do, you are AWESOME. Great find.
As expected, it’s like, a huge castle. Interesting that they bought it for $6million and the interior was in crap shape. So realistically, they had to have spent another few mill to fix it up to her standards.
All told, once repairs and remodeling and furnishing and the 20 car garage got put in, I’d guess at least 12-15 million had to go into this thing.
Just think of all the exploited women and children she could save if they simply settled for, say, a MANSION instead of a castle.
HATE.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/action/SoldPricesAction/svr/2001;jsessionid=75BD9225414876524ACFE31CA169BDF5?eventsubmit_dodetailedresults=1&outcode=FK8&incode=3LD&type=0&startyear=-1&endyear=-1&buildtype=1&s_lo=FK8+3LD&street=%28no+street+name%29&locality=Port+Of+Menteith&order=0&ascending=false&resultsperpage=20&country=SCO&gotofulladdress=false&summarypagenum=1
The above link will take you to the site that shows the selling price of Rednock House. “06 Dec 2002 Rednock House, (no street name), Port Of Menteith, Stirling,Perth FK8 3LD Residential £1,192,000″ You would have to see what the exchange rate was in 2002 of the dollar to the pound to see what they paid to purchase.
I don’t even know why this website exists…”Why I hate Ashley Judd”
You people are ****ing sad pathetic morons….How long does it take to even have a website devoted to hating someone. Get a life and a real job.
Ernie,
I agree with you. We shouldn’t exist. It becomes apparent to me that we share a common love…celebrity.
I too find a celebrity, someone who - through no creative art or original thoughts - was considered vapid and empty enough by the festering sores that make millions and billions of dollars off of Captain Crunch gnawing, Tommy Bahama shirt wearing, video store managing people like you, to put in to ridiculous roles, intriguing. It is perfectly healthy to love, nay worship, someone so without personality that she is able to take well-written characters and make them in to silhouettes of what the writer - the true creative force - desired. And then, has the man-sack-tucked-under-her-self-serving-face-crevice to get morality as a side dish to her devouring of a plate of paycheck.
Doesn’t she seem just empty and soul-less enough to think she is changing the world by adopting a kid from the Third World? She isn’t even that smart. She acts like she adopted her own damn dogs. AND thinks that we should.
If you stand to question the foundations of free-speech then let’s get on to getting down. This site exists so that prigs can question its existence and we can question yours in a public forum. Now go back to your totally necessary site, “Who’s who on Dr. Who?”, and try to imagine what a vagina looks like. Someday you might actually see one.
Now leave me alone while I go work on my awesomely developed calf muscles.
Yours truly,
Holmes
holmes@themockdock.com
YAY! A new commenter! Welcome Ernie (by the way, sorry about your name).
Thanks for taking all that time to post a comment on a site you don’t believe should even exist. Think about what that says about you.
Nevertheless, happy to have you around. And not to worry - we’ll continue to hate on Ashley. See you soon!
um ’scuse me ernie, i’m not hatin on the people as much as their actions and it’s still a free country, we are entitled to our opinions, if you don’t like them why are you even bothering with this website? get a job, get a life…snort…
Yay! Controversy in the “I hate Ashley Judd” category! I love comment-sparring! Please write again, Ernie! Here’s some food for thought: I only FOUND this site because I hate Ashley and had been googling something like “ashley judd pretentious.” (I came for the hate, but stayed for the love!) How’s THAT for a “****ing sad pathetic moron”…
hey shannon, check out the site i’m not obsessed for a grrreat little article on our fave celeb ashley, ha she’s a r i o t! it’s about her not being sure she wants to procreate! you gotta check it out…
justforlaughs -
I’ve already read it! (INO is one of my regular sites) In fact, I commented there, too - called her out on her unconscionable hypocrisy.
Are you guys trying to make us jealous? Don’t be loving on other sites that are far richer and more famous than we could ever hope to be. It hurts our egos.
You are a MUCH better site - INO is way too nice to celebrities for my taste. What good is celebrity gossip without the requisite snark?