The Mock Dock

Here’s Spencer Pratt’s most recent advice column excerpt:

“Yo Spencer:  I’m gay but I hang out with a bunch of straight guys all the time.  A few nights ago, I hooked up with one of them; he then told all his friends that it had never happened and I made it up.  I don’t want to embarrass this guy, but I’m not a liar.  What do I do?”

Now.  I’ll be the first to point out that this guy is an idiot because he’s seeking advice from the biggest douchebag (and that might truly be official now) on the planet.  That said, it very well could be a legitimate pickle he finds himself in.  (Hee - get it?  I said pickle in relation to a gay dude).  Anyway, check out Spencer’s response:

“Next time you go out and party with this friend, make sure you bring your digital camera. When you start making out, take a photo and threaten to put it on Facebook if he keeps lying to your friends.  In this day and age, you need evidence to prove your case.”

I don’t even know if words exist to adequately mock this.