Mockers - I give you our new American Idol. LOVE LOVE LOVE his Tom Cruise.
p.s. The other finalist did the same commercial, and it was pathetically painful and awkward to watch, reminiscent of many of his performances. I won’t subject you to it here.













I really do love him–makes me wish I was, ahem, younger, so I wouldn’t feel like such an idiot for liking him so much. You need to post Archuletta’s commercial so we can compare!
I just can’t. I promise - you’ll feel like a pedophile just watching it. It’s that disturbing.