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	<title>Comments on: Shania Twain&#8217;s Self Esteem Is Probably Crap Right Now</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Cynicat</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/22/shania-twains-self-esteem-is-probably-crap-right-now/#comment-2832</link>
		<dc:creator>Cynicat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 22:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's true, we do, because we don't look awesome, and would never be able to get a man if we didn't, dannno, old bean. Right? ..WRONG!!! I think you're slightly confused. We have an awesome personality and amazing senses of humor 'because (we) have to'...we give 'great _____' because we're hungry. Get your facts straight before you go running your gob. You sound like an ass. Now I'm going to go eat cuz I'm depressed about my weight and you've made me sad...see what you've done??? Neanderthol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s true, we do, because we don&#8217;t look awesome, and would never be able to get a man if we didn&#8217;t, dannno, old bean. Right? ..WRONG!!! I think you&#8217;re slightly confused. We have an awesome personality and amazing senses of humor &#8216;because (we) have to&#8217;&#8230;we give &#8216;great _____&#8217; because we&#8217;re hungry. Get your facts straight before you go running your gob. You sound like an ass. Now I&#8217;m going to go eat cuz I&#8217;m depressed about my weight and you&#8217;ve made me sad&#8230;see what you&#8217;ve done??? Neanderthol.</p>
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		<title>By: Danny</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/22/shania-twains-self-esteem-is-probably-crap-right-now/#comment-2737</link>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm with Holmes.  Shania is going to be more of a taker than a giver.  Why?  She's Shania.  Guys will line up to make her feel like a woman.

As someone once told me.  "Do you know why fat girls give the best ____?  Because they have to."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with Holmes.  Shania is going to be more of a taker than a giver.  Why?  She&#8217;s Shania.  Guys will line up to make her feel like a woman.</p>
<p>As someone once told me.  &#8220;Do you know why fat girls give the best ____?  Because they have to.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Holmes</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/22/shania-twains-self-esteem-is-probably-crap-right-now/#comment-2733</link>
		<dc:creator>Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 19:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I can guess...from the many years of experience that this life has produced...is that this "other woman" is more accomodating to Mutt's preferences in the old sack-arooooo...if you know what I mean....!!!!  (I mean he probably thought...if it was a parking space it would be way too small for my car...but once I parked I realized how perfectly my car fits in there!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I can guess&#8230;from the many years of experience that this life has produced&#8230;is that this &#8220;other woman&#8221; is more accomodating to Mutt&#8217;s preferences in the old sack-arooooo&#8230;if you know what I mean&#8230;.!!!!  (I mean he probably thought&#8230;if it was a parking space it would be way too small for my car&#8230;but once I parked I realized how perfectly my car fits in there!)</p>
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