See the chick in the picture with Shania? That’s the woman with whom Shania’s husband apparently committed adultery, which is the reason for their impending divorce.
How do you go from Shania to that?
That’s like saying, “You know what - the lobster tail is nice and all, but I think I’ll just order the cheetos.”
All I can guess…from the many years of experience that this life has produced…is that this “other woman” is more accomodating to Mutt’s preferences in the old sack-arooooo…if you know what I mean….!!!! (I mean he probably thought…if it was a parking space it would be way too small for my car…but once I parked I realized how perfectly my car fits in there!)
I’m with Holmes. Shania is going to be more of a taker than a giver. Why? She’s Shania. Guys will line up to make her feel like a woman.
As someone once told me. “Do you know why fat girls give the best ____? Because they have to.”
It’s true, we do, because we don’t look awesome, and would never be able to get a man if we didn’t, dannno, old bean. Right? ..WRONG!!! I think you’re slightly confused. We have an awesome personality and amazing senses of humor ‘because (we) have to’…we give ‘great _____’ because we’re hungry. Get your facts straight before you go running your gob. You sound like an ass. Now I’m going to go eat cuz I’m depressed about my weight and you’ve made me sad…see what you’ve done??? Neanderthol.