So one of the joys of living in Indianapolis is the mockers’ now annual trek to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for Carb Day. Which is essentially a day to peoplewatch (and there is some racing related activity on the side). Anyway, this year, because there is not a SINGLE LOCAL METEOROLOGIST WHO HAS A FREAKING CLUE HOW TO PREDICT WEATHER, we ended up not going due to totally unforecasted all day rain. However, we remained together for much of the day, and saw, at Bob Evans’, this landbeast pictured above.
There was some debate about the color of her outfit. I say turquoise, but Holmes disagrees, calling it a variation of sky blue. What do you think? Or are you too thrown off, as we may have been, by the VISIBLE COTTAGE CHEESE that you can see THROUGH the stretch pants?
Aw, you’re in a fly over state? Poor thing!
The pants are hideous enough on their own, but don’t you think she would have picked a shirt that would hang long enough to cover her food baby? (Triplets?)
I think I’d call it ‘teal’, if I weren’t so busy clawing out my own eyes.