This is Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new house. It comes with its own forest, lake, vineyard, and MOAT. Which is something I find sorely lacking in the homes of all of my friends. Oh sure - I get the occasional lake and forest, but no one I know has a moat. I kind of feel like I would be more fulfilled in life overall if I had routine access to a moat.
In addition to those outdoor amenities, the home also boasts 35 bedrooms, which will be handy as Angelina continues to spill children out of her uterine area by the dozen.
Anyway - i suppose congratulations are in order for the best looking couple on the planet. So now they’re gorgeous, charitable, obscenely wealthy, AND they have a moat. I would hate on them, but on top of all that, they seem genuinely nice too. Jerks.
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