So every week, we here at the Mock Dock get a report which shows us essentially how many people are reading our site, and what sites are referring people to us, and what keywords people search on to reach us. It’s all quite fascinating really. And, as Holmes and Dame and Bunny and Gabone will attest, I’m kind of obsessed with it. It’s because I’m endlessly intrigued by what would compel the average everyday internet user to land here at the Mock Dock. Someday, when we have more than 32 readers, maybe we’ll even do a poll about how you all happened to find us. I’m really curious!
But here is what is sort of troubling. EVERY SINGLE WEEK, without fail, it turns out that somewhere in the neighborhood of 20-40 people end up here because they searched the internet for information on LICKING ARMPITS. I am not making this up. And the reason they end up here is because of this post. And this one. And this one, in which I actually make fun of the whole phenomenon.
So I feel kind of torn about this, because on one hand I’m grateful for the visits. You never know when an armpit licker might decide to drop in and become a regular frequenter of the Mock Dock. On the other hand, do I really want armpit lickers to be amongst our faithful viewers? I don’t know. I love my husband more than words can possibly describe, but even if he shaved his armpit bare, and applied Hacienda salsa to it, the best most delicious salsa ever created, I would still be uninterested in licking it.
Perhaps one of you armpit lickers out there could enlighten me on this ever-so-mysterious fetish of yours. You are welcome to comment anonymously. I just want to understand what could possibly be arousing about applying one’s tongue to someone else’s armpit.
Help a sister out.
p.s. I bet we get like 50 new readers out of this post. 
Holy ****! That picture alone is the best diet ever.
hahahahahah! i was thinking the same thing angry broad!
I woke up with my face in my boyfriends armpit recently, and almost fell off the bed in my haste to retreat…so I have to say, I see no beauty in armpit lickage. I’m mystified.
Is that a woman or a man?
Um, ewwwww.
I get girls all the time (well not as much as I’d like to) but licking armpits is one of my requests. It builds trust and women have pheromones in their armpits as well. I lick for the thrill, smell and the feel. It also turns me on and makes me want to…well you know. Armpits are a sexual part of a woman and when they grow hair and produce “woman stink” it’s even more of a turn on. ARMPITS YA! Hip hip hurray! Now where’s my hippie woman?
Seriously, armpit licking is a big fetish. I’ve loved female armpits for years, and I love the smell of armpits without deodorant!
From which web site I can get video clips – where man licking female armpits.
With Warm Regards
Raja Sharma
hello there….well the fascination with the subject…and I’m speaking of clean and shaven armpits….is that for my wife…it is an erogenous zone….never mind that pheremones are produced in the armpits….she likes being licked…(me not so much)….and I enjoy doing it for her.
I have allways loved the armpits of a woman .To me it is the sexiest part of a womans body and I have allways love to hold a woman down and tickle them silly esp the armpits as women are so ticklish there and after a long while of tickling they get sweaty and for me it a huge turn on