According to reports (and likely to be confirmed on her stupid new reality show), Dina Lohan googles herself on a daily basis, in order to see what people all over the world wide web are saying about her and her daughters. Which brings me an IMMENSE amount of glee, because that could mean she might end up here at the Mock Dock in which case she will get to see me saying, “DINA LOHAN YOU ARE THE WORLD’S WORST EXCUSE FOR A MOTHER EVER.”
What’s totally ridiculous about Dina is that she insists that the purpose of her stupid new reality show is to “set the record straight” about what a normal family she has. Except that normal families don’t have moms who scour the internet looking for alleged sex tapes of their daughters. And normal families don’t allow their 14 year old daughters to look like total street ho’s. And normal families don’t exploit their daughters in order to achieve their own fame.
You’re a disaster, Dina Lohan. And you have chipmunk teeth and skanks for daughters. Happy googling!
She is sooooo normal….sometimes a cougar has to protect her cubs…and by protect I mean use…to bring teen boys around so that her blouse jauntily falling open isn’t in vain…we all know how that is…right, Mrs. Robinson?
she looks like she is taking a crap!!