So Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson are the new Hollywood couple du jour. And you guys, I have no idea why but I am totally irritated by this. And I couldn’t care less about either of them, but something about seeing the two of them together enrages me.
But I’m telling you right now, if he manages to convince her to cut her kid’s hair, I will put aside my rage and give them the ole Mockarena Stamp Of Approval. Which I’m sure is a huge priority for both of them.
Lance Armstrong is my hero…not for the whole “on-the-bike-in-the-Alps” stuff…or the overcoming the cancer…but for how much that one ball gets around…this guy is gold…Jerry….Gold, I tell you…