No Schmoe…you sir are the bag in which douche is carried.

First and foremost, I would like to thank my friends for stepping up to first defend me and my right to mock such an arrogant hose-beast like Katherine Heigl, and for two, correctly identifying your blatant need for approval by celebrities that you too don’t know anything about and your apparent personality disorder that dictates your need to spend countless hours crafting responses to blogs that have nothing to do with you or your Monday night ABC line up.

My friend, I will now choose to take the high road. As with my Heigl-hater posts, I will not lower myself to calling you or Katherine as I see you…(i.e, the names you have called me like retard, idiot, etc.). I will in turn propose an agreement to agree to disagree. I will take counsel from the hundreds, nay, thousands of episodes of the Law and Order dynasty of shows created by Dick Wolf that I have watched and say that I will continue to stick to the facts in my interpretion of Katherine Heigl’s (and anyone celeb or non-celeb that acts as pretentious as Mrs. Kelly) when I contribute to this (in your words, “Stupid”) site that I apparently write in my mother’s basement. However, being the attractive, happy, successful and well-adjusted 25 year old that I am, I will probably not change my stance on Katherine Heigl based on your passionate, yet ill-directed rant on MY SITE, THAT MY FRIENDS AND I CREATED, BASED ON THINGS WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT, AND THAT OUR NEW FRIENDS LIKE TO READ AND COMMENT ON.

So, I hope you are not too upset by the fact that you came to our site, spent probably your entire Friday evening, giving up your plans to join the live “Knit N’ Bitch” forum that you joined last week because your only friend needed time away from your negativity, only to find out that your derogatory comments towards bloggers that you yourself DON’T KNOW are now taken with a grain of salt. I’m sure you schedule is busy these days since most blogs in the entertainment universe are cracking on your idol Katherine. I’m also sure that you have moved on to these other blog sites and have totally spent your 75 word max. vocabulary degrading their right to share their opinions with the World Wide Web. I leave you with this quote that I hope you, and your small brain, can understand. It’s from Family Guy, and I’m sure you can relate to Peter Griffin. He said, and I quote, “I may not agree with what you say but i’ll fight to the death for your right to say it!”

So long my new friend. Yours truly,
Dame Aufschneider

Idiot.