Japan - You Can Have Her

This is what Mariah Carey wore to throw out a ceremonial baseball pitch at some Japanese baseball game. 

I hate her so much that I’m at a loss for words.  Except to say that she looks like a conehead with her hair slicked back like that.  A conehead with stupid shoes and overly dry knees.

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5 Responses to “Japan - You Can Have Her”


  1. 1 sammie

    Oh come on, those are GREAT baseball shoes. Why oh why couldn’t her heels have sunk into the ground and gotten stuck? Which is worse - these, or Posh’s high heel “sneakers” for throwing out a first pitch?

  2. 2 Russian Bastard

    Jeez Mrs. Cannon, what a beast you are.

  3. 3 L'N

    For hating her so much, you sure do spend a lot of your time writing about her. I’m a big fan of hers and I don’t evevn know about what’s going on in her life as much as you do.

  4. 4 Mockarena

    L’N - tell us more about yourself. I’m really curious as to what makes someone a fan of such a beast. Is it the fact that she’s incapable of producing a music video without showing herself in a bikini? Is it the fact that when she talks, she sounds like a dude? Is it the way she flutters her hands in the air when she performs?

    WHAT IS IT. If it’s her singing, have a listen to Leona Lewis, who can outsing her any day and is actually a nice person. If it’s something else, please enlighten us.

  5. 5 SnarkyBritches

    I’m hearing crickets from L’N. Speaks volumes…

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