Didn’t think I would type that today. Want more details? Are you sure?
So TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken has impregnated his record producer/BFF. Yes. For REAL. She is a normal looking, non-psychopathic 50 year old divorcee with no kids. And apparently she woke up one morning recently and said to herself, “you know what would be a good idea today? Have Clay’s man seed implanted in my uterus. I got nothin’ else to do.”
Yep, I know you are thinking that we have proof of Clay’s sexual preference…finally. But, alas, his smoke-and-mirrors routine continues. (Unless you are also not fooled by the self tanner, eye brow waxing, and Broadway musical). Clay has artificially inseminated said BFF. However, Maury can stay out of it for now. Clay has reportedly decided to have an active role in raising the child…Whew….that’s a relief.
Clay always reminded me of Lindsay Lohan actually. He’s a lot more feminine and delicate though.
if i were invisible…i would puke right here at my desk.
Is it my imagination or is Clay Aiken turning into Carrot Top?
If he puts on fifty pounds of weird-ish muscle and contorts his face to look like E.T. a bit…yeah, he will look exactly like Carrot Top.
botox?
Is that pic on the right from BEFORE or AFTER American Idol? He needs to fire his PR guys, or image consultants, or whatever they’re called, because he’s gone from bad to WORSE! (he does have a nice voice, though)
All of a sudden I got a hankerin for some Lucky Charms.
Didn’t he say he wanted the press to leave him alone a couple of years ago? And speaking of blend, what’s up with that eyeliner?
That thing is made from David Hasselhoff, for sure.
OMG it is so weird that his baby was born at 8:08 on 8/8/08 and weighed 6 lbs 2 oz (equals 8 when added) and measured 19 inches (equals 8 + 8). Don’t know if they could’ve planned all that or not but its definitely WEIRD but strangely COOL.
Congratulations Clay & Jaimes.