According to this, Britney Spears is being considered for the Broadway production of Grease. And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Aww - it’s nice of them to let Britney play the school cook.” But you guys - they want her to play SANDY. As in the lead. As in the part that Olivia Newton John made famous.
This is completely ridiculous for two reasons. First, because look what Britney Spears looks like today. The girl is unable to make herself presentable in public. Secondly, the last time I went to a Broadway musical, the music was live. As in not lip synced. “Live” and “Britney” = Disaster.
If this is true, I sooooo want to go see it. And I will sneak in a video camera like Jerry Seinfeld did to bootleg those movies for Kramer, so that you can all enjoy the freakshow.
It’s not that I disagree with you or anything, but on the other hand, it makes sense in a way, I mean…
Definition of ‘Grease’ according to thefreedictionary.com:
1. Soft or melted animal fat, especially after rendering.
2. A thick oil or viscous substance, especially when used as a lubricant.
Yeah, that sounds about right to me. ‘Britney Spears’ and melted ‘animal fat’ go together… not to mention ‘lubricant’ and ‘viscous substance’. Don’t ask me why but I can easily asociate Britney with all those things.
Please don’t use the word “viscous”. It totally gives me the heebie jeebies.
It is far more likely that Britney makes her Broadway Debut on stage at Flashdancers.
All of that blush makes her look like Raggedy-Ann, and not in a cute way, but more in a “Whatever happened to Baby Jane” way.
Hey is it me or does britney look like a scantily dressed barney with breasts pointing in two seperate directions..