Why does he keep insisting on making Victoria Beckham look completely retarded in all of his ads? I mean, yes, of COURSE the clothes are ridiculous. But it’s like he’s purposely got some team of stylists from some reject beauty school doing her makeup and hair for these ads. And he’s saying, “Hey you guys. Let’s make Victoria look pale and terrified and splotchy and totally dead in the eyes in every possible shot. I think that will go over well with the general public.”
Mission accomplished, Marc. Well done.














Yeah well, you don’t really have to do anything to make ‘Vicky’ look dead in the eyes. The ad is ridiculous but to be fair: there’s not enough photoshop, lights or make-up in this world that would make Victoria look remotely nice-looking ever again. She REALLY freaks me out, honestly.
And to think she used to be my favourite spice girl
Damn, I’m in the mood to dance ‘Wannabe’ with my gay friends
Wow… it’s a real live version of the Barbie Doll/Crochet Toilet Paper cover that my grandmother used to have!