Paris Hilton Has Stupid Shoes

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Mockarena
on June 1, 2008
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Is it just me, or are these ridiculous pink shoes like 14 sizes too big for her?  WHAT IS GOING ON with celebrities and retarded shoes lately?   Am I going to have to create a Stupid Shoes category here or what?

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11 Responses to “Paris Hilton Has Stupid Shoes”

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  1. 1 Francisco Dreadful
    June 1, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    “Am I going to have to create a Stupid Shoes category here or what?”

    Yes, please. I think it’s pretty damn clear that stupid ass shoes are a trend among airheads celebrities such as Paris and many others.

  2. 2 Angela
    June 1, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    She wears size 11 that’s why they look big

  3. 3 Mockarena
    June 2, 2008 at 5:47 am

    I’m afraid to ask how in the world you know her shoe size, Angela. ;)

  4. 4 UncleBoogie
    June 2, 2008 at 8:30 am

    Maybe Angela should be banned from the site for 30 days for knowing the show size of a dingbat

  5. 5 mlm
    June 2, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    I wear a size 10 shoe and my feet don’t look anywhere that large! My opinion is, if you’re going to wear stupid shoes, at least have them match your outfit. Magenta shoes with light blue/seafoam green dress?? Is she color blind along with having horrible taste?

  6. 6 Cynicat
    June 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Having the major clash in color is ‘in’ right now i suppose..it’s supposed to be ‘edgy’
    I think her shoulders are pointy enough that she doesn’t need any more edge, seriously. She could put someones eye out with those things.

    and her neck is far too skinny for her huge dome…looks like an olive on a toothpick.

  7. 7 Holmes
    June 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Give her a break…she got those shoes out of Kirk Douglas’s closet…

  8. 8 Angela
    June 2, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Us large shoe sized chicks know other large shoe sized chicks….even the dumb ones…Kate Winslet is also a 10 as am I…You look at the cute size 6 shoe at the mall with 1 bow and you ask for size 10 and there are 2 bows…my mom would tell me just to buy the box it looks better….and NO please don’t band me… :(

  9. 9 Holmes
    June 3, 2008 at 7:38 am

    You know what they say about a chick with large feet… oh yeaaaahhhh…

  10. 10 mlm
    June 3, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Kirk Douglas’s closet! Bwahahahaha! And as a chick with large feet, yes Holmes, I can tell you it’s true. They’re real and they’re incredible….

  11. 11 Holmes
    June 3, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    wocka-wocka-wocka…I need a minute…if the lights are on and the dog is watching…

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