A Present For All Of You Crazy Armpit Lickers

Week after week, we continue to have people googling “armpit licking” in order to get to this site.  I still don’t understand this utterly bizarre fetish and likely never will, but what I do understand is that Ashley Judd continues to like to show her armpits to everyone.  See also here.

Apparently, Ashley just completed her 3 week trip to Rwanda and to the Democratic Republic of Congo, and she marched on over to the Today Show to tell Kathie Lee Gifford all about it.  There’s video, but other than a few moments when Kathie Lee totally goes off on some crazy tangents and Ashley looks kind of irritated at her, it’s not very mockable.  In fact, I’ll even admit that she is actually quite tolerable in it - and seems more geniune in it than I’ve seen her in quite a while.  (Damn it, Shannon - this is all your fault.)  :)

Anyway, rather than posting video I can’t mock, I thought I’d provide a little treat to all the armpit lickers.  Now you’ve got spankbank material.  You’re welcome.

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6 Responses to “A Present For All Of You Crazy Armpit Lickers”


  1. 1 Pris

    You reckon she waxes them? Just curious…

  2. 2 Dame Aufschneider

    So, I’ve seen it before…but can I just say how pissed off her necklace makes me? That diamond-incrusted nation of Africa around her neck could probably pay for a month of meals for a village in Africa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

  3. 3 Pris

    And it’s probably BLOOD diamonds!!!!

  4. 4 Mockarena

    This is why I love you, Dame. Because even when my hate leaves for a minute, you know how to bring it back. YAY!

  5. 5 Francisco Dreadful

    I guess it’s reverse psychology in my case but you keep posting all these things about Ashely Judd and armpit-lickers and now I’m in the mood to lick Ashley Judd’s armpits or something.

    Thanks!

  6. 6 Holmes

    As a true feminist, I don’t believe she waxes those bad boys… I bet she makes middle managers from countless capitalist organizations nibble them perfectly clean…shows them who’s boss…like the time former attorney general Janet Reno and I sneaked in to that Pennsylvania Avenue bath house and put Jell-o mix in all the tubs… I will tell you what…that Tom DeLay loves the strawberry-banana…

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