The Mock Dock

So listen, you guys. I was totally set to not watch the Denise Richards reality show OR the Dina Lohan reality show. I’m serious. I didn’t tivo them. I didn’t watch them live. I was totally rising above the nonsense and ignoring both of them.

Until my husband said yesterday, “Oh yeah - I forgot to tell you that I tivo’d Living Lohan for you.”

How am I supposed to respond to that in any way EXCEPT to watch it? What kind of wife would I be if I said, “Oh thanks, honey. But I’m not going to watch the show that you thoughtfully recorded for me.” So you understand, right?

Anyway. The Living Lohan show is the most wretched demonstration of poor mothering you could ever hope to see. It’s like 10 million times more horrific than I even imagined it could be. I will be watching every single episode as a result.

Now - I haven’t watched the Denise Richards show, but after seeing the above clip, I’m going to find it hard to resist. LOOK AT ALL THE CRAZY, you guys! It’s so totally awesome.