The Mock Dock

According to TMZ, People and OK Magazines are in a bidding war for dibs on the forthcoming twins which will emerge from the uterine area of Angelina Jolie.

And, apparently bidding has now reached FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS.  Can you believe this?  More money than I can ever hope to see in my entire lifetime is going to be paid out for like three lousy pictures of two helpless newborns.  It’s just insane.

But it got me to thinking.  If Ashley Judd is so wrecked over walking out of orphanages, as she claimed to be yesterday, why doesn’t she just adopt a few 15 kids from one of them, and then sell the photos to OK or People Magazine?  She might not get 15 mill, but she could probably get enough money that she could then, I don’t know, say, feed and heal the entire nation of the Congo or Madagascar.  One of those “beautiful countires” she likes to visit and then claim to need to stay in bed for three weeks to recover from seeing.