Comments on: Ashley Judd At The UN. Allegedly. Because It’s Questionable Given The Photographic Evidence.

By: The Makings of a Sad Penis…or a Flaccid Pendant at The Mock Dock

The Makings of a Sad Penis…or a Flaccid Pendant at The Mock Dock — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:48:47 +0000

[...] was only yesterday, that Mockerena described a necklace as flaccid, creating quite a bit of internet buzz and confusion. So it seems to me that her explanation seems [...]

By: blabbermouth

blabbermouth — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:55:47 +0000

She’s the type who walks around pissed off as if it’s their birthright to be worshipped by the masses, and when they make movies and we don’t give a ****, they sit and wonder why we bitter jealous fatties don’t worship their asses.

And she looks worse than Kim Cattrall does now.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:15:18 +0000

Puffy eyes … Ashley must not be getting her regular 14 hours of sleep per night!

By: Holmes

Holmes — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:08:54 +0000

quiite a stretch…maybe if it is the chode of a gentile…then maybe…

By: Mockarena

Mockarena — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:43:48 +0000

I’m talking flaccid, as in the necklace looks less like the African continent than it does a really sad penis.

TOTALLY in agreement about the puffy shoulders too.

By: sammie

sammie — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:20:49 +0000

Yeah, I’m cornfused by a “flaccid” necklace too. In any event, you’ve got me picking too, because I’m noticing how the dress is poorly fitting and safety-pinned together at the cleavage. I think the first step in improving the dress would be taking out the tissue paper in the shoulders.

By: Holmes

Holmes — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:04:54 +0000

Is flaccid the word you want there? Really…take it from someone who knows…it has been so long that flaccidity is only an infrequent visitor…way too much info…Anyway, are you expecting her necklace to stand upright from her neck-skin…like a potato chip trapped by the gentle seasoning of ranch dip, only to break off in a jagged path because the chip handler carelessly thrust his or her chip in to the dip without inspecting for cracks or mars that might bring this about? Is that what you are asking?