Ashley Judd’s great aunt Beatrice apparently stood in for her yesterday when she spoke to the UN about human trafficking issues. Because there is no way that Ashley Judd herself should look like this at age 40.
Also, her necklace is looking particularly….um….flaccid as of late. Have you noticed this? Even if it IS diamond encrusted.
Is flaccid the word you want there? Really…take it from someone who knows…it has been so long that flaccidity is only an infrequent visitor…way too much info…Anyway, are you expecting her necklace to stand upright from her neck-skin…like a potato chip trapped by the gentle seasoning of ranch dip, only to break off in a jagged path because the chip handler carelessly thrust his or her chip in to the dip without inspecting for cracks or mars that might bring this about? Is that what you are asking?
Yeah, I’m cornfused by a “flaccid” necklace too. In any event, you’ve got me picking too, because I’m noticing how the dress is poorly fitting and safety-pinned together at the cleavage. I think the first step in improving the dress would be taking out the tissue paper in the shoulders.
I’m talking flaccid, as in the necklace looks less like the African continent than it does a really sad penis.
TOTALLY in agreement about the puffy shoulders too.
quiite a stretch…maybe if it is the chode of a gentile…then maybe…
Puffy eyes … Ashley must not be getting her regular 14 hours of sleep per night!
She’s the type who walks around pissed off as if it’s their birthright to be worshipped by the masses, and when they make movies and we don’t give a ****, they sit and wonder why we bitter jealous fatties don’t worship their asses.
And she looks worse than Kim Cattrall does now.