Comments on: I Just Had To Share This With You Guys http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:16:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: PhilCollins http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3150 PhilCollins Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:53:50 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3150 wow cynicat. I wasn't speaking for you at all...evidently. Thanks, though. I appreciate your...eagerness to intervene. wow cynicat. I wasn’t speaking for you at all…evidently. Thanks, though. I appreciate your…eagerness to intervene.

]]> By: angry_broad http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3142 angry_broad Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:21:43 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3142 Phil, I think the whole point is to show that Ashley isn't the saint her publicists and the media make her out to be and Mock's just showing the truth. The more the media kisses Judd's flat ass, the more Mock's gotta balance things out. Phil, I think the whole point is to show that Ashley isn’t the saint her publicists and the media make her out to be and Mock’s just showing the truth. The more the media kisses Judd’s flat ass, the more Mock’s gotta balance things out.

]]> By: Holmes http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3129 Holmes Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:23:21 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3129 Phil, Growing up in the rural outland of northern Wisconsin I often found myself alone, sitting in fields of hay and barley, gazing on the setting sun as cattle low in the nearby distance. Why was I alone you ask? My family felt it best if I not be "around" during their waking hours, as I was an unwelcome accident in the uterine climes of my mother and whose very birth drove my own grandmother to the depths of depression and suicide. Thank you for your concern. But truly, I am fine. Anyway, As I sat alone, sun setting...I would shiver as my pale white Irish skin felt the brisk night air rap upon its porous doors. I would try to stay warm by holding myself, the only hug I would ever know. But, nay, this could not warm the cockles of my heart. I often made attempts to warm my heart, and even my weary soul, by lighting the dung of my only friends, the cattle. As that smell would cling to the tiny, prepubescent hairs in my nose, my utter despair and emotional solitude would overtake my existence, and I, alone, cold and crying, would wish for Death to storm my castle and take me to its land for eternity. But no...he could not. It wasn't to be heard in the air that night. At once, I heard it. A Firebird maneuvering its way down a nearby dirt road carried the soft tunes of Mike + the Mechanics from its T-Tops as the engine revved in the night...su..su...su...sudio... I knew then, PhilCollins, that I was not alone in this big swimming pool of razor blades called Life. It was then that I knew others were in this world. So I sought out to find them. And when I did, I realized how much they deserved to be mocked. especially those pretentious, self-aggrandizing prigs who think that we have to listen and gawk in amazement because they are so empty and vapid...yet wealthy. From Disney to penis necklaces to starving children sleeping in the alley behind their 5-star hotel, these people must be mocked...and loved...but more mocked. Though we will never be able to leave our mark on this mighty orb, as we are simply bloggers and internet friends, at least we will not leave a skidmark on this dying earth like the likes of Ash and Ang. Absurdly yours, Holmes holmes@themockdock.com Phil,
Growing up in the rural outland of northern Wisconsin I often found myself alone, sitting in fields of hay and barley, gazing on the setting sun as cattle low in the nearby distance. Why was I alone you ask? My family felt it best if I not be “around” during their waking hours, as I was an unwelcome accident in the uterine climes of my mother and whose very birth drove my own grandmother to the depths of depression and suicide. Thank you for your concern. But truly, I am fine.

Anyway, As I sat alone, sun setting…I would shiver as my pale white Irish skin felt the brisk night air rap upon its porous doors. I would try to stay warm by holding myself, the only hug I would ever know. But, nay, this could not warm the ****les of my heart. I often made attempts to warm my heart, and even my weary soul, by lighting the dung of my only friends, the cattle. As that smell would cling to the tiny, prepubescent hairs in my nose, my utter despair and emotional solitude would overtake my existence, and I, alone, cold and crying, would wish for Death to storm my castle and take me to its land for eternity.

But no…he could not. It wasn’t to be heard in the air that night. At once, I heard it. A Firebird maneuvering its way down a nearby dirt road carried the soft tunes of Mike + the Mechanics from its T-Tops as the engine revved in the night…su..su…su…sudio…

I knew then, PhilCollins, that I was not alone in this big swimming pool of razor blades called Life. It was then that I knew others were in this world. So I sought out to find them. And when I did, I realized how much they deserved to be mocked. especially those pretentious, self-aggrandizing prigs who think that we have to listen and gawk in amazement because they are so empty and vapid…yet wealthy. From Disney to penis necklaces to starving children sleeping in the alley behind their 5-star hotel, these people must be mocked…and loved…but more mocked.

Though we will never be able to leave our mark on this mighty orb, as we are simply bloggers and internet friends, at least we will not leave a skidmark on this dying earth like the likes of Ash and Ang.

Absurdly yours,
Holmes
holmes@themockdock.com

]]> By: PhilCollins http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3126 PhilCollins Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:45:10 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3126 easy there cat...easy. Listen, like I said, I'm on your side. But isn't there enough mocking in the world to not focus all the attention on Ashley Judd. I mean, aren't you just giving her what she wants? More attention? Even if it is bad publicity, she is just getting more attention. easy there cat…easy. Listen, like I said, I’m on your side. But isn’t there enough mocking in the world to not focus all the attention on Ashley Judd. I mean, aren’t you just giving her what she wants? More attention? Even if it is bad publicity, she is just getting more attention.

]]> By: Mockarena http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3124 Mockarena Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:00:29 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3124 Thanks, 'Cat. :) Although, I'm still not even convinced that the 2nd chick is indeed, a chick. :) Thanks, ‘Cat. :) Although, I’m still not even convinced that the 2nd chick is indeed, a chick. :)

]]> By: Cynicat http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3122 Cynicat Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:31:37 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3122 P.S. the second chick is kinda hot...I'd tap dat yo.(sorry, practicing my 'Hooked on Ibonics'...) P.S. the second chick is kinda hot…I’d tap dat yo.(sorry, practicing my ‘Hooked on Ibonics’…)

]]> By: Cynicat http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3120 Cynicat Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:29:19 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3120 He LIES,Mockarena!!! We aren't ALL sick of it...I happen to LOVE IT WITH ALL OF MY HEART...so shut your pie hole, Phil, ol' bean! You should at least consult with the people you speak for before you STICK YOUR FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH like that...seriously, nobody forces you to read the stuff, so bugger off if you don't like our Mockarena's material, you great blunderhead. He LIES,Mockarena!!! We aren’t ALL sick of it…I happen to LOVE IT WITH ALL OF MY HEART…so shut your pie hole, Phil, ol’ bean! You should at least consult with the people you speak for before you STICK YOUR FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH like that…seriously, nobody forces you to read the stuff, so bugger off if you don’t like our Mockarena’s material, you great blunderhead.

]]> By: PhilCollins http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/04/i-just-had-to-share-this-with-you-guys/comment-page-1/#comment-3108 PhilCollins Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:21:00 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/?p=2356#comment-3108 listen, I'm on your side, Mock. It's just, we are all a bit sick of all the Ashley Judd hatred going on. We all hate her. End of story. Enough already...please...for the sake of all our sanity. listen, I’m on your side, Mock. It’s just, we are all a bit sick of all the Ashley Judd hatred going on. We all hate her. End of story. Enough already…please…for the sake of all our sanity.

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