Are you one of the millions of people out there who are totally addicted to Guitar Hero? Or not even just addicted - are you someone who enjoys a round of Guitar Hero from time to time? (Yes, Dame. I’m talking to you.) Well, if you are, then you should know that John Mayer thinks you’re lazy.
He said to Rolling Stone, “Guitar Hero was devised to bring the guitar-playing experience to the masses without them having to put anything into it. And having done both, there’s nothing like really playing guitar. I mean, what would you rather drive, a Ferrari or one of those amusement-park cars on a track?”
See, this is where John Mayer forgets that he’s a gazillionaire who can afford to choose between an amusement park car or a Ferrari, whereas most Guitar Hero fans can only afford to NOT be total pretentious dillweeds.
Suck it, John Mayer. At least most Guitar Hero fans don’t look like this when they play:
Wait…it’s different?!?! No way. I just thought guitar greats like Sir Paul and Eric Clapton were reallllllllllllllly good Playstation gamers.
Who knew?
Thanks John Mayer.
The top 3 pictures make him look a little, um, “special” and the bottom 2 pictures make him look constipated.
That was my favorite part about John dating Jessica Simpson - she also makes the most disturbing faces while “performing.”
I bet all of them are variations of his nut face.
Just because John Mayer can drive a Ferrari, does that mean he doesn’t enjoy an amusement park ride every once-in-a-while? I love how in the article, he is compared and contrasted with the blues greats like B.B. King and Buddy Guy. He is a pretty good guitar player, but will NEVER have the soul and experiences that people like Buddy Guy had. He could never have had first-hand experience and learnings from people like Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf, like B.B. King. Douche-bag… By the way, when he scrunches up his face like that, he looks like Renee Zellweger after eating something sour.
If him & Jessica had stayed together… and had a kid… can you imagine the poor kid?!!! Probably wouldn’t be able to even talk or stand still without making faces
I’m guessing it would look something like Joe ****er in a constant phase of dry heaving.
Did it just censor Joe ****er?
Yes, it did. For this reason I will misspell his name: Schmoe Schmocker. Replace the first ’schm’ with a J and the second with a C.