Comments on: John Mayer Is A Pompous Jerk

By: ruby

ruby — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:35:00 +0000

John Mayer is a little pecker.

By: I’m Starting To Think… at The Mock Dock

I’m Starting To Think… at The Mock Dock — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:34:24 +0000

[...] perhaps Jessica Simpson and John Mayer really DO belong together after all. Share the mocking: These icons link to social bookmarking [...]

By: Wise

Wise — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:36:15 +0000

Yes, it did. For this reason I will misspell his name: Schmoe Schmocker. Replace the first ’schm’ with a J and the second with a C.

By: Wise

Wise — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:34:31 +0000

Did it just censor Joe ****er?

By: Wise

Wise — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:33:51 +0000

I’m guessing it would look something like Joe ****er in a constant phase of dry heaving.

By: Pris

Pris — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:12:24 +0000

If him & Jessica had stayed together… and had a kid… can you imagine the poor kid?!!! Probably wouldn’t be able to even talk or stand still without making faces

By: Wise

Wise — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:55:40 +0000

Just because John Mayer can drive a Ferrari, does that mean he doesn’t enjoy an amusement park ride every once-in-a-while? I love how in the article, he is compared and contrasted with the blues greats like B.B. King and Buddy Guy. He is a pretty good guitar player, but will NEVER have the soul and experiences that people like Buddy Guy had. He could never have had first-hand experience and learnings from people like Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf, like B.B. King. Douche-bag… By the way, when he scrunches up his face like that, he looks like Renee Zellweger after eating something sour.

By: angry_broad

angry_broad — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:16:18 +0000

I bet all of them are variations of his nut face.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:56:25 +0000

That was my favorite part about John dating Jessica Simpson - she also makes the most disturbing faces while “performing.”

By: mlm

mlm — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:19:29 +0000

The top 3 pictures make him look a little, um, “special” and the bottom 2 pictures make him look constipated.