Comments on: The Makings of a Sad Penis…or a Flaccid Pendant

By: mlm

mlm — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:57:08 +0000

I’m glad you’ve reconciled yourself with, um, yourself, Holmes. But you have to be willing to bend a little when it comes to this 2-way relationship. I think it will continue to have a strong will. It will still invade your thoughts and tighten your pants. But you should enjoy this side of your penis now, while you still can. Because it won’t be long before it disappoints you in many, many other ways.

By: Holmes

Holmes — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:29:03 +0000

I am here to satisfy….it seems only appropriate…after all we have been through together…to take the time to write…besides…we made up…so all is good….we are thick as thieves and long on friendship…now just to find a quiet, warm place to relax…while I work on my awesomely developed calf muscles…

By: Cynicat

Cynicat — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:23:18 +0000

This picture made me really hungry, which was vaguely traumatic, considering the context it was used under…thank you kindly, Holmes.

By: mlm

mlm — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:04:52 +0000

Couldn’t you just text message your penis and be done with it instead of penning this long, flowery missive? Oh well, look on the bright side–at least you won’t have lower back pain from lugging around all that weight.