I know the obvious choice here would be to rip on this girl for the various fashion crimes she’s committing, like the military gear boots and the garter belt and the overflowing white dough peeking out from beneath the the way-too-short shirt.
But what the hell is going on with the granny in the background?
My God…I hope you excuse the pauses, in which I am throwing up in my mouth a bit…but is she…wearing…white fishnets? Oh…g…oh god…
I believe in Lithuania that move is called the Smegma Pinch…or the Lip-tickler…or the Pocket Punch…
As for “What We Have Here”…everyone knows that’s a Valtrex-a-raptor…native to the Eastern Bloc countries. Primarily nocturnal. Carnivorous. Odiferous.
I love how concerned she is about her sleeve. She is thinking “oh God…I hope no one notices how REDICULOUS my sleeve looks right now. It’s sooooooooo riding up on my arm and making it look like I have a fat arm.”
As for the granny…remember that taunt we used to say in elementary school? I forget how it goes, but it ends with “and your greasy greasy granny.” Yeahhh…we found her. The origin to that kid’s song. She’s like a legend, really.
Somewhere in the world is the grandchild to that granny. And every time he hears that song…he dies a little inside.
Dame, the song is: “yo’ mama, yo’ daddy, yo’ greasy, greasy granny”. Actually, the granny’s fashion sense is that of Princess Di compared to the trainwreck in the fishnets. HOW can someone just let their belly hang out like that, flapping in the breeze, for all the world to vomit over? And is she wearing MARDI GRAS beads in her “hair”, for chrissakes? Laissez les bon temps roulez!!
I believe the last phrase you wrote it is spelled…lesbians time drool…but…as we all know my French is rusty…though I do love it…such a beautiful native tongue…
I’m suddenly not hungry anymore.
I think a little spray of WD-40 will help with that rustiness, Holmes. It might loosen up your tongue–no one likes a stiff tongue….wait, um, never mind!:)
Pink fishnets. I wish I knew the brand, it’s probably stronger than a giant spider’s web to hold all that in…
Any idea what are those two white fluffs on her thighs? (or has my vision been permanently been damaged after witnessing this horror?)
On the other hand… let her experiment! (as long as it’s not in front of me…) She’s young and still has plenty of years ahead of her for being picked on and having her self-esteem slowly being trashed into nonexistence by our anorexia-adoring society….
I’d do her.
The granny, not the train-wreck.
Oh, winter, how i love thee…
dear god this is the best post yet i swear hahahahaa
Um, the saying “Just cuz they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it” takes on a WHOLE new meaning here. OMG!!!