When celebrities who are not remotely sexy, (this means you, Kimora Lee Simmons), attempt to look sexy while eating a cupcake. I HATE that.
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So…whats up with the spiderey eyelashes? When did that particular fashion crime become popular? I hate THAT. And she needs to hand over the cupcake before someone gets hurt. Right now.
Cynicat, I said the same thing about Jay Mohr’s wife right before I read this! Weird….