The Mock Dock

So according to this news report, New York is INFESTED with herpes.  Which wouldn’t be all that surprising or awful if I were talking about New York, as pictured above.  But I’m talking about New York THE CITY.  A city, by the way, which is currently running a free condom campaign.

Over TWENTY FIVE PERCENT of people in NYC have herpes.  I don’t know about you all, but that’s alarming to me.   I have decided to place the blame squarely on Samantha Jones from Sex and the City, even though she’s fictional.