Open Message To Britney Spears

Dear Britney:

Your boobs are too big to go traipsing around to pharmacies without a bra.  Please cease and desist.

Love and kisses,

Mockarena

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5 Responses to “Open Message To Britney Spears”


  1. 1 sammie

    “Traipsing” – great word! One of my mother’s favorites, always used in a similarly scolding context!

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  2. 2 Pris

    The only time EVER as a teen I went without a bra, just to drop a book at the libray, some car slowed down and someone yelled “PUT A BRA ON!!!”
    How come nobody ever does that to these celebrities that insist on going out over and over again without undergarment?

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  3. 3 mlm

    Either that or wear a baggier shirt!!

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  4. 4 Cynicat

    she should just have them lopped off. whats she need em for, anyhow? feeding babies? The happiness of her boyfriends? really, i ask you, what the hell does she need breasts for?

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  5. 5 Peppercorn

    And those hams are way too big to not be enclosed in some sort of sleeve.

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