This is Shauna Sand, ex wife of Lorenzo Lamas and former Playboy Playmate. I know you’re shocked to hear that given the conservative shoe choice, but indeed, she has been paid to be naked. And I think Playboy compensated her too!
(HA! See what I did there? Golf claps.)
Anyway, I am DYING to see a video clip of her walking in these things. Even better would be to see a video clip of her walking and then falling, but I’ll settle for walking.
This is embarrassing…I was wearing the exact same outfit when Shauna and I showed up at the opera last night. WE had one of those awkward stares and just avoided each other for the rest of the night. the thing is…she knows I had it picked out first…I left it hanging in the bathroom to get the wrinkles out whilst we each took our showers…she must have seen it when she grabbed her old Valtrex bottle to renew her prescription…
By the way Shauna, you still owe me for last month’s rent…maybe you should take off that top again and earn the $225 plus utilities that you need to square up…JERK…you ain’t ripping old Holmes off again this month…I’m going to change the locks…like I did to protect myself while Mike Tyson was on the same cell row that I was…
I would love to see her take off running in those things…
True story….I saw these on the clearance rack at DSW Shoe Warehouse while my husband was looking for tennis shoes. I hit on the idea of putting them on and walking over to him, just the sort of public humiliation he and I both thrive upon. I put them on but it was completely and utterly impossible to even begin to take a single solitary step. So I had to just carry them over to him and show him. There’s only one thing you do in shoes like these, and it ain’t walkin’.
Hahaha…
Shoes = 1
Bunny = 0
Kudos for trying though. Oh, yeah, forgot someone…
Shauna, who can actually TAKE the step =
-20
Bunny, that is the reason why they use the brass poles.
did you see the pics of her mangled boobie? That’s why she wears those shoes-distraction. Nasty skag.
She was on TMZ tonight wearing THOSE shoes again with a purple see-through dress…very classy.