Salma Hayek’s kid. As a mom of really skinny babies, this just looks completely foreign to me. I mean, I know babies are supposed to have rolls, but holy crap!
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Those are some juicy baby legs! They’re my favorite!! They’re wonderful to squeeze, BTW. Baby baked-bean toes are my next favorite.
You can totally tell that Selma is pissed because her GINORMOUS, heavy purse just slipped off her shoulder while she was lugging around her 20+lb baby, forcing her to catch said heavy purse in the crook of her arm while trying not to drop said heavy baby. Sigh…I’ve been there. It’s so lovely when they finally start walking …