The Mock Dock

 It goes without saying that girls who talk in valley girl voices are annoying.  Especially the ones who talk in such a way that EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE is a question. You know what I’m talking about, right? 

Anyway, I’ve had the recent unfortunate experience of being in the company of someone who not only talks that way, but adds to that a baby-voice, and adds to THAT the impossibly irritating way of saying words that have double t’s in them as if there are no t’s at all.

So, for example, the word “written” becomes “wri-en”.  Almost like you’re saying “written” with a hiccup in the middle.  I HATE THIS.

But you know what I love?  When House gets like, totally all Valley Girl.  LOVE!