So, It’s obvious that I dislike a certain chain smoking, self important, i’m-not-a-doctor-i-just-suck-at-acting Hollywood skank. That’s obvious, right? Also, I had forgotten how much I hated watching Kathy Lee Gifford until I saw this clip. I clicked on it on MSNBC.com because the title was “Hoda and Kathy Lee talk about Heigl”…intriguing, no? Well, spare yourself the 10 minutes, and just skip the diarrhea conversation and jump to the 5 min mark. They talk about the Heigler for about a minute..but what they say is pretty great. They hate her too! 
Keep an eye out for Kathy Lee’s trademark “I’m closing one of my eyes to show you that what I am saying is sarcastic” move. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate when she does this. Also, who is so important that she has to talk to them from off-stage? If they were that critical to the conversation you are having to 1.5 million viewers, they would be ON AIR WITH YOU! And, while I’m in this hormonally-charged “I hate all other women” rant, what kind of name is HODA?
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OMG. Who is Honda, Hoda –whatever– and why should we care for her diarrhea episode?
And Kathy Lee needs to evaporate already…..how is she even relevant anymore?
I can’t believe people actually watch this crap at 7:00 in the morning……
That’s the thing though…this is on in the FOURTH HOUR of the Today Show. So, at 7am, you have cutie pie Matt, and his perky team of Meredith, Ann and Al….after THREE HOURS with these people, HODA and One-Eye K.L.G. bore their audience to death with this banter. First time I have been grateful for my 8-5 job that keeps me out of the house and away from this crap.
Most importantly, do you all know how happy I was that EVERY entertainment show yesterday was dogging on Katherine Heigl? It was like my birthday and Christmas all rolled into one. Best. Heigl-hater. Day. EVER.
You know I got to say I find this site hilarious. I really do. I mean a bunch of losers on their PC’s making thousand of hate blogs to celebrities they don’t even know in real life or WHY they stated the things they do is very funny and amusing to me. I mean Heigl Haters Unite? My god. How much of a loser can you idiots be? You automatically assume criticizing equals to un appreciating? You are aware that for the past few seasons, Grey’s Anatomy has taken a nose dive in the story as well as the ratings right? The show suffered big time and this was before the strike occurred. If the material sucks and it shows, I believe someone has a right to say so. Thank you for making this site. It was good for a cheap laugh.
Awww look you guys. Heigl has a fan. That’s cute.
Let me know when you want Holmes to step in here…I will await the call from the bullpen…eagerly…
Let ‘er rip, Holmes!
Dearest No Schmoe,
It was truly an honor to read your many comments this evening. And I must tell you that I think I can understand your point of view. I believe I understand your need to defend and “take up the cause” for this celebrity and others like her.
It really goes back to your childhood doesn’t it. I can see the lonely nights, you among the adults at the campground, talking about “how many Blue Gill Ed caught,” or “which Scratch-off tickets were ‘totally worth playing’”.
After the picnic tables had been cleared, you would slip on your flip-flops and head to the Rec. Center to play a mean game of Skee-ball. But he was always there. Wasn’t he? He never respected your space. He would touch you where only the doctors were supposed to touch. The Dark Eyes bottle pressed against your thigh.
I understand that you would retreat to a fantasy world and surround yourself with the empty souls that line the streets and fill the screens of Hollywood. A dream land where each of these perfect beings couldn’t and wouldn’t hurt you. Each of them were so useless to the world in which they existed that you didn’t rely on them as you did “him”. They didn’t put food on your family’s picnic table. These celebrities allowed you to escape your dependence.
And so it is, that as an adult, you lie alone at night in your studio apartment, dried macaroni and cheese on the hot plate, shamefully masturbating with your right hand whilst holding “Us” magazine in your left, a single tear rolling down your cheek. When your shame is spent you wipe yourself off with the sleeve of your “TweetyBird sweatshirt” and slowly dress.
Each button of your Dairy Queen drive-thru Employee of the Month uniform hides your shame. For there you have found the true, No Schmoe. You have made it. You are better than he could ever be. It is only through the daily dalliance of passing lactose-laced confections through a window as you are covered in viscous goo that you can truly breathe.
So, I say to you No Schmoe, keep on keeping on. And thank you for opening my eyes to my very own idiocy.
Absurdly yours,
Holmes Caymen
holmes@themockdock.com
*applause*
AAAh I hate that bitch, she’s so ****ing annoying!! And the emmy thing, i mean come on, who does she think she is?? Can’t she see she’s just embarassing herself? I understand why the producers of Grey’s are so pissed at her and i’d be so happy if they kicked her off the show!
@No Schmoe: Katherine Heigl, is it really you?